Purp and Derp

Purp and Derp are a comedic duo consisting of Purp Purple and Derp Watson.

In the Media
The two are best known for their TV show The Purp and Derp Show!, which first aired on May 7th, 2018 with "The France Crisis". However, the duo have made appearances before the show, as early back as October 21st, 2016, with "Purp ruins Durp". They were created by ComputerError2398, and remain to this day his most recognizable and successful characters.

Abandoned Restaurant
4 years after their hit show was cancelled, a pizzeria was built in their honor. It was called Purp and Derp's Super Family Friendly Diner, and featured most of the main cast from the show as animatronics. After multiple reported cases of dead mice found on pizzas, multiple security guards being killed mysteriously by animatronics, and one of the animatronics stealing a fat kid's ice cream (okay, that one only happened once), the restaurant was forced to shut down, after only 2 months into business.

Criminal Record
Purp and Derp have been charged with several crimes throughout the years. Most of these crimes were for vandalism of public property through explosives. A list below is all of their confirmed crimes, listed in chronological order:
 * 1) The destroying of the Eiffel Tower
 * 2) Kidnapping a child
 * 3) Vandalism of Star's home
 * 4) Noise Complaint from loud explosions from Star's Home
 * 5) Usage of illegal nukes to destroy a McDonald's.
 * 6) Noise complaint from protests
 * 7) Vandalism of public property from riot
 * 8) Stealing a lolipop from a child
 * 9) Reckless driving
 * 10) Accidentally destroying the Town Hall
 * 11) Manslaughter of an ant
 * 12) "Doxing" Octagon
 * 13) Removing the tag under penalty of law from a mattress.
 * 14) Sexual Harassment by revealing their fake names.
 * 15) Destroying Bubba's Van
 * 16) Resisting arrest